Everyone on planet Earth watched Game of Thrones. It was quite a popular TV show with much bloodshed, nudity, and political wrangling.
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Plus, dragons! Three of them, to be precise, owned by Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke) who takes a keen motherhood liking to the little blighters.
That led to some meme worthy moments regarding her screech of, “Where are my dragons!?” And we wanted to wordplay the bejeezus out of that line. Hurray!
Where are my dragons!?
Here’s the original in all its glory. For context, in this scene the lady with blonde hair is upset as she doesn’t know where her dragons are. It’s your standard scene from any sitcom involving a mother and motherhood.
Were are my dragons!?
Just one to annoy us grammar nerds of the world there.
We’re my dragons!?
And another. Why not, eh!?
Where our my dragons!?
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Final one here, just to gets these basic spelling error ones out of the way. 👍
Where are my wagons!?
Wagons feature heavily throughout Game of Thrones and never really get the full credit they deserve. Without wagons, GOT simply doesn’t happen as a series. Respect the wagons!
Where are my heptagons!?
Everyone’s favourite vegetable, heptagons are delicious and nutritious and we eat them every day. Well done to Daenerys Targaryen for encouraging everyone to eat their greens.
Where are my tea wagons!?
Indeed. We’d be demanding this, too! Us Brits can’t function without a few cups of tea before the morning is out. It must be the same for any fictional Queen of the Andals and the First Men.
Where are my estragons!?
Better known as tarragon, this is an extension of Targaryen’s obvious obsession with vegetables. Good on her! Go vegan.
Where is Estragon!?
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This is for all your Beckett and Waiting for Godot enthusiasts out there. Despite our desires for his inclusion, it’s unlikely Estragon will ever make an appearance in any Game of Thrones series (spin-off or otherwise).
Where are one’s dragons?
This is more in keeping with the lofty status as a monarch, no? Not enough “one”s in GOT, we feel. Better late than never!
Where are my Volkswagens!?
We’d like to see a modernised version of GOT where everyone is driving around in clapped out old bangers. Queen Targaryen and her collection of Volkswagens would be an excellent addition to the series.
Where are my hamsters!?
This inclusion is just here as we’d like to see more hamsters in the series. Not gonna happen, sure, which is why you should read The Adventures of Fiddlesticks the Destroyer! It’s a tale finer than aged wine.
There are my dragons!
In this much shorter version of Game of Thrones, Targaryen has no problem locating her dragons and the whole drama is over in but a few seconds.
And finally…
Where are my flagons?
This is the version of Game of Thrones where Daenerys Targaryen is a raging alcoholic. And her majesty needs her flagons for some grog first thing in the morning. Bring them to her, at once! Or she’ll incinerate the lot of you!
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