What Do You Call A Pirate That Skips Class

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If you fancy a laugh today we’ve got just the thing. What do you call a pirate that skips class? Read on for the hilarious punchline.

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It’s one of many dad jokes amusing people on social media, like ‘What do you call a moose with no name?’ and ‘What do lawyers wear to court?’.

What do you call a pirate that skips class?

If you loved that one, here are some more brilliant dad jokes about pirates…

How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? An arm and a leg.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C.
Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply? He bought it on sail.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
How do pirates prefer to communicate? Aye to aye!
How do ye turn a pirate furious? Take away the ‘P’.
Why did nobody want to play cards with the pirate? Because he was standing on the deck.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What’s a pirate’s favorite type of exercise? The plank!
What do pirates say when they’re cold? Shiver me timbers!

These funny pirate puns will crack you up too…

We set sail on the high seas at the kraken of dawn.
Pirates don’t need to go on vacation. They get all the arrr and arrr they need at work.
Pirates are obsessed with being at sea. They’re aqua-holics.
Aye-ll have my own ship schooner or later.
Retired pirates love yoga because of all the ex-sailing.
Pirates show you affection by a kiss on the ships.
Seeing a pirate ship in person is truly oar-inspiring.

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