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A common Yuletide cat-owner complaint: Cats climbing trees, knocking off ornaments and even tipping trees over. But some cat owners have an even messier problem when it comes to their felines and Christmas trees.

Adam’s Journal

‘Tis the season — for my fiancee’s cat, February, to eat the “pine needles” off of her artificial Christmas tree. This usually leads to results that, while not cat-a-strophic (sorry), don’t exactly create an air of holiday cheer. Yes, I’m talking cat vomit.

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Obviously, Mary has put the tree away. I know you’re not a veterinarian, but any idea what’s up here? And how we might safely bring back the fake greenery?

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Dr. McEver Prescribes

This is way out of my league, so I called Dr. Jennie Criley, attending veterinarian and director of comparative medicine at the Oklahoma Medical Research Foundation. Here’s what she said:

Oklahoma Medical Research Foundation attending veterinarian Jennie Criley, D.V.M.

Why do cats do anything they do? They’re innately curious animals, and something new in their environment will pique their interest.

That said, the behavior does resemble another one that is common among cats: eating — real — grass.

Many believe they do this to induce vomiting, but I’ve never seen science to back this up. Others theorize it’s a remnant from ancestors that ate grass to help expel parasites in the digestive tract. Thanks to medical and hygienic advances, most adult household cats no longer have parasites in their digestive tracts, but the behavior persists.

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It might even have to do with the needles’ shape, which can play a big role in cats’ eating habits. Fun fact: Cat food is often triangular because cats like to eat the tips off of triangles.

Regardless of February’s motivation, it’s important to stop the behavior. As you’ve seen, ingesting the needles can cause vomiting and, in extreme cases, blockages or perforations that could require immediate veterinary treatment.

The silver lining here is that you’ve avoided the more common Yuletide cat-owner complaint: Cats climbing trees, knocking off ornaments and even tipping trees over. Giant cat playground!

In extreme cases, pet owners have hung trees upside down from the ceiling. For obvious reasons, I wouldn’t recommend this. (Although it would be pretty awesome if you could pull it off.)

For February’s sake, the fake tree should remain in long-term storage. Or it may be time to send it to fake tree heaven.

McEver, a physician-scientist, is vice president of research at the Oklahoma Medical Research Foundation. Cohen is a marathoner and OMRF’s senior vice president and general counsel. Submit your health questions for them to [email protected].