Dad jokes are taking over the internet right now and we’ve got one that will make you smile. Why do ducks have feathers? Read on for the hilarious punchline.
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Some other ones that have gone viral are ‘what do you call a fancy fish?’ and ‘where do bad rainbows go?’ However, this might just be the funniest one yet…
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Why do ducks have feathers?
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The answer is…
- To cover their butt quacks!
So funny!
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How do ducks fart?
- Through their butt quacks!
Hilarious.
More funny duck puns
Here are some more funny duck puns to share on social media…
- What’s a duck’s favorite ballet? The Nutquacker!
- What’s a duckling’s favorite game? Beakaboo!
- What’s a duck’s favorite part of the news? The feather forecast.
- Why did the duck go to the chiropractor? To get it’s back quacked.
- What time do ducks get up? The quack of dawn.
- What do ducks use to fix things around their house? Duck tape!
- Why did the duck get detention? He couldn’t stop quackin’ jokes in class.
- What do ducks carry their school books in? Quack-packs!
- Where do ducks go when they are sick? The ducktor’s office.
- What’s a duck’s favorite taco topping? Quackamole.
- What should a duck wear to a fancy event? A duck-sedo.
- What do you call a duck that breaks into people’s houses? A robber ducky.
- Most ducks live in what state? Duckota.
- What did the duck say when he dropped his plate? I hope I didn’t quack it!
- Where do tough ducks come from? Hard-boiled eggs.
- Why did the duck go to the bank? She wanted to get more bills.
- What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks? Firequackers.
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