HomeWHYWhy Do We Have To Shut Your Phones Off Tomorrow

Why Do We Have To Shut Your Phones Off Tomorrow

If you had a phone and were within range of a cell tower on Wednesday around 2:20 p.m. ET — which is to say if you’re in the vast majority of Americans — you just had your lunch/meeting/afternoon tryst interrupted. As part of the third-ever nationwide test of the Wireless Emergency Alerts system, all cell phones received a text notification with a “unique tone and vibration,” according to the Federal Emergency Management Agency and Federal Communications Commission, which are running the tests.

“The purpose of the Oct. 4 test is to ensure that the systems continue to be effective means of warning the public about emergencies, particularly those on the national level,” FEMA and the FCC said in a statement. The text will read, “THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.” Last sent in August 2021, the message was broadcast by cell towers over a roughly 30-minute window, and similar messages ran on radio and television. Many people received the alert a couple of minutes early, which was apparently not an accident:

Two minutes early by my watch pic.twitter.com/PgFU0sefZO

The alert was so loud that it startled even people who had been prepared:

[me all day] okay remember there’s going to be this alert at 2:20 dont freak out[me now] WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

And of course the jokes flowed:

Emergency alert said hot singles in my area want to meet.

ok, we get it pic.twitter.com/rVqv0eSl8U

that national emergency alert pic.twitter.com/FtJ61vZd2P

If the alarm was slightly disruptive, it’s for good reason: The government hasn’t had the best record with these alerts. In 2018, the state of Hawaii sent an emergency alert to all residents after an employee accidentally sent out a message warning that a ballistic missile was in the air heading toward the islands. (“This is not a drill,” the message read, frightening millions.) And while that was a state-level failure, it’s crucial for the federal government to contact Americans when a natural disaster is heading our way.

Refer to more articles:  Why Is My Vuse Not Hitting

But not all Americans agree. Conspiracists have been having a field day:

Turn off your cell phones on October 4th. The EBS is going to “test” the system using 5G. This will activate the Marburg virus in people who have been vaccinated. And sadly turn some of them into zombies.

Reddit user claims his landlord announced that he’s going to turn the power off for hours in his building on October 4why?because his landlord believes in this insane anti-vaxxer 5G conspiracy theory about how the emergency alert test tomorrow will turn us all into zombies https://t.co/rb4KQSpuPR pic.twitter.com/ZavuIXrmUL

New vaccine 5G doomsday prediction just dropped.They even set a date “October 4th.” pic.twitter.com/zDvJZ7TdhY

What is happening with this FEMA October 4th alert thing today and is there any relationship to viruses/COVID?I’m getting a lot of texts on it.

The alleged plot goes like this: The emergency broadcasting system activated graphene oxide particles implanted in people who have been vaccinated against COVID-19, thus activating the Marburg virus, which will cause hundreds of millions of us to suffer hemorrhagic fevers. (Actual Marburg is extremely lethal, killing 88 percent of those who have confirmed cases.) Vice is even reporting that some on social media have said they plan to wrap their phones in aluminum foil during the time of the alert as a way to block any potential nefarious signals.

Back on planet earth: While graphene oxide was used to study the vaccine structure of the mRNA COVID shots, it never ended up in the vaccines themselves.

Refer to more articles:  Why Is Masturbation A Sin

And after the alert actually went off on Wednesday, there were only isolated reports of zombies on the streets.

Seen on 9th Avenue just now #oct4 #ConspiracyTheories pic.twitter.com/bcaSQPXswS

RELATED ARTICLES

Why Is 13 Reasons Why Banned

Why Is Arr Stock Down

Why Is Blood Sausage Illegal

Most Popular

Recent Comments