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Here is Zah alongside my dad and my son at the after-party…

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I wrote a blog about Zah once that was meant to be scathing but wound up being the exact opposite…

And as he is ready to shove off towards what will undoubtedly be the most exotic place he’s ever visited, my family and I are absolutely GUTTED that he will not be making random trips to my home for a boozy Sunday Sauce.

The physical dichotomy that exists between his small black frame and my huge white one would probably make for the worst porn but surprisingly made for the greatest friendship.

I have no hate in my heart, nor rope in my trunk, but whoever is responsible for taking Zah from me can eat the fattest of dicks.

#2 is a kid I love like he is one of my own children. He co-pilots everything I do with NASCAR… An account that almost went away during the pandemic, but came back with a vengeance in big part because of this guy’s passion.

It’s Daniel Diorio… You know him better as “Spider.”

(This was taken prior to the BudLight kerfuffle, so ease up.)

Spider and I have only done a dozen or so episodes of Rubbin’ Is Racing, but we have been to nearly 30 NASCAR events together. And whether we are shooting moonshine in Daytona with Clint Boyer, sipping buttery Chardonnays in Sonoma with Kyle Busch, or smoking meth in Talladega with Jeff Gordon, there is no one I would rather ride with than Spider.

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(pre-meth)

There was a time I would’ve said that people at Barstool don’t realize just how integral Spider is to the operation, but apparently, that is not true anymore because the powers-that-be have successfully poached him to be part of the cult they are starting alongside Lake Michigan.

#3 Almost everyone else (except one) making the Westward leap is tied for third… There is little differentiation between the members of the Yak for me. I am fond of them all equally (except one). I find them all (except one) to be INSANELY entertaining. And I wish them all (except one) health, wealth, and happiness in the Windy City.

Godspeed, Yaksters!

This brings us to the 4th and final spot on My List of Content People Moving To Chicago Ranked In Order Of The People I Will Miss The Most To The People I Am Glad To See Leave.

And as confident as I was that I would miss my dear friend Zah the most, I am equally sure I will not miss Nick Turani.

I don’t dislike Nick, I just don’t trust him, and the shit he talks about other employees behind their backs would make even the meanest of Mean Girls blush.

(I am leaning back in this picture because Nick also consistently has the worst breath I have ever encountered.)

I find everything wrong with the world echoed in Nick’s lifestyle, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he spent time on a little private island nobody talks about anymore located off the east end of St. Thomas and/or if he was part of the impending sorority controversy that HBO just fabricated at the University of Alabama.

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