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Why Do Guys

We like to know we’ve done a good job, and that you’re satisfied, sexually. It’s a big source of manliness for guys, that we’re good in bed. A lot of guys don’t realize that it’s not always in their power to “get you off.”

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  1. Why do men leave the toilet seat up?__

It’s just habit. We don’t think about it. A nice bonus with iPhones and Blackberrys is that more men are peeing sitting down, so that both hands can be free to text and search. So it’s probably an actuarial problem.

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  1. Does anal sex hurt?__

Not necessarily, but it can be very uncomfortable if not performed correctly. There is a right and wrong way here. The wrong way involves pain and you never wanting to do it again and about six days of dirty looks. The right way involves tons of good lube, slow movements, good communication, patience, and above all, a very respectful guy. (I know someone who made up a song about it, which he then sang, after he and his GF did it for the first time; this is not respectful.)

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  1. Why doesn’t my guy want me to use a vibrator during sex?__

See #6. A lot of guys think the ability for you to come has everything to do with their own abilities, and they consider a vibrator a threat to their own manliness and sexiness. Which is silly.

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9. Why do guys hate giving head?

You’re dating the wrong guys. Everyone is allowed his or her quirks and peccadilloes in the bedroom, but the playing field has to be even. So he can’t expect to do the things you don’t completely love doing if he’s not willing to do the same.

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  1. Why do guys have such issues picking up after themselves?__

I refer you to Liz Lemon, who once said, “I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed-like I do.”

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